A Dramatized Guide to Your Body,
First Trimester vs. Second Trimester
First Trimester
Stomach: Feed me! Feed me now!
Stomach: Aaagh, don't feed me that! Or anything else you used to like to eat. Even though you just ate the blandest food in the world, I'm going to go churn as sickeningly as if you'd just eaten a super-sized McDonald's Big Mac meal.
Whole body: It's past 10 PM - I'm exhausted. Let's go to sleep
Stomach: *gurgle gurgle gurgle*
Libido: I'm going to take a little vacation for a few weeks. You know, Nausea and I have never gotten along, and I hear the Caribbean is quite nice this time of year. See ya!
Stomach: Pickles, and cheese and crackers - that's all I need.
Whole body: Hey, I've got an idea! Let's take a nap!
Second Trimester
Stomach: I'm hungry! Let's eat some real food for once!
Stomach: That was delicious! Let's eat some more!
Libido: Hey, honey, I'm back! That husband of yours is looking fiiiine!
Stomach: Mmm, ice cream!
Whole body: Let's go jogging.
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