Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Beautiful Maternity Clothes

Heidi Klum's "Lavish" maternity line of clothing is really lovely.  Check out this evening dress:
Her line also has some great leggings and maternity tops. I'm planning to pay a visit to Pea in a Pod during my holiday shopping to try on some of her offerings.  If her maternity pants actually stay up (unlike, say, all the maternity jeans I've tried), I'll be even more excited.  I'll let you know...

First Trimester vs. Second Trimester

A Dramatized Guide to Your Body,
First Trimester vs. Second Trimester
First Trimester
Stomach:  Feed me!  Feed me now!
Stomach: Aaagh, don't feed me that!  Or anything else you used to like to eat.  Even though you just ate the blandest food in the world, I'm going to go churn as sickeningly as if you'd just eaten a super-sized McDonald's Big Mac meal.
Whole body:  It's past 10 PM - I'm exhausted.  Let's go to sleep
Stomach: *gurgle gurgle gurgle*
Libido: I'm going to take a little vacation for a few weeks.  You know, Nausea and I have never gotten along, and I hear the Caribbean is quite nice this time of year.  See ya!
Stomach: Pickles, and cheese and crackers - that's all I need.
Whole body: Hey, I've got an idea!  Let's take a nap!


Second Trimester
Stomach:  I'm hungry!  Let's eat some real food for once!
Stomach:  That was delicious!  Let's eat some more!
Libido: Hey, honey, I'm back!  That husband of yours is looking fiiiine!
Stomach: Mmm, ice cream!
Whole body:  Let's go jogging.